My Fuchsia Fantasies

Alaura's method of naming birds (which resulted in a toucan named Tosco)

• Alaura: wait just say any letter in the alphabet
• Abby: T
• For Trey and toast and tuberculosis!

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• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
• Stranger: hi ...f/m..do u speak portuguese?
• Stranger: lol
• You: I speak English and nothing else.
• You: Well, I can say a few things in French, but that's the extent of my knowledge.
• Stranger: oh
• Stranger: u sound like a smarty pants..i hate ppl who are so smart..sorry
• Stranger: bye
• Stranger: lol
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• Stranger: someone's deciding whether or not to steal
• Stranger: he opens the window just to feel the chill
• You: ...
• You: You're a Regina Spektor fan?
• Stranger: OMG!
• You: You're going to marry me now.
• Stranger: please!
• Stranger: please!
• Stranger: please?!
• You: xD
• Stranger: we're soulmates i feel it.
• You: I have a feeling we're the same gender though.
• Stranger: me too :/
• You: Is this a problem?
• Stranger: we can go to new hampshire?
• You: Ookay. D
• You: I'm in Pennsylvania
• You: so it's not toooo far
• Stranger: ....i'm from pennsylvania
• Stranger: what the hell.
• You: Are you kidding?!
• Stranger: like i live in california now.
• Stranger: but i'm from pennsylvania.
• You: California PA or California the state?
• Stranger: the state.
• You: Because I was just in California PA yesterday
• You: xD
• Stranger: oh well we're destined to be together.,
• Stranger: so.
• Stranger: can i wear a dress at the wedding though?
• Stranger: i have a feeling you'll look nice in a tux anyway.
• You: xD
• You: Can't we both wear dresses?
• Stranger: ...no.
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• Stranger: Hello, we were unable to pair you up with a random stranger, so instead you are paired with an Omegle Bot©. Say "hi" to start the automated responses
• You: Hello, stranger.
• Stranger: command "Hello," not recognized
• You: xD Fine then, hi.
• Stranger: command "xD" not recognized
• You: Do machines find love? How would you feel if you realized you went through life without finding love?
• Stranger: command "Do" not found
• Stranger: shit
• Stranger: fuck
• Stranger: penis
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• Stranger: FUCK YOU.
• Stranger: YEAH
• Stranger: YOU HEARD ME.
• You: Actually, I didn't.
• You: You don't hear text.
• You: Sorry. Anyway, I'm Abby. :)
• Stranger: fuck you. D:
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• Stranger: hello?
• You: Hello :D
• Stranger: is jesus in your life?
• Stranger: is he?
• You: ..sort of.
• You: Barely.
• Stranger: Repent your sins
• Stranger: by drinking the blood of jesus
• You: I'm drinking rootbeer right now..
• Stranger: rootbeer is the drink of the devil
• You: Is it now?
• Stranger: what is wrong with you?
• Stranger: are you trying to go to hell?
• Stranger: put that beed down
• You: No...
• Stranger: and drink wine instead
• Stranger: church wine only
• You: But..meh.
• You: I don't even think we have any wine.
• Stranger: i dont think we have any room for you in heaven.
• You: Pretty sure telling people such is pretty damn sinful.
• You: Wouldn't you say?
• Stranger: not at all.
• You: Maybe there isn't any room for you either.
• Stranger: just spreading the good word?
• You: Not very successfully.
• Stranger: enjoy an eternity of pain and suffering in your afterlife.
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• Lucius Fox: No, I really came to tell you that our business deal has to be put on hold. You see, we can't afford to be seen to do business with whatever it is you're accused of being. I'm sure a businessman of your stature will understand.
• Lau: I think, Mr. Fox, a simple phone call might have sufficed.
• Lucius Fox: Mr. Wayne didn't want you to think that he was deliberately wasting your time.
• Lau: Just accidentally wasting it.
• Lucius Fox: That's very good, Mr. Lau. Accidentally. Very good.

• Two-Face: It was your men, your plan!
• The Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here.
• [takes Dent's hand into his own]
• The Joker: When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you.
• [Dent tries to grab the Joker]
• The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
• [Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself]
• The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
• [still holding the gun, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]
• Two-Face: [showing the unscarred side] You live.
• The Joker: Mm-hmm.
• Two-Face: [flips, showing the scarred side] You die.
• The Joker: Mmm, now we're talking.